Hi i'm Morris and this is my page of pet peeves!

1. An unidentified floating object in my water bowl
2. Unable to catch birds because they are on the other side of that thing humans call a window
3. CHILDREN expecially the little ones who think my tail is a toy
4. CHILDREN again because they take away our much needed attention that we need to take over the worl... nevermind
5. My human not feeding me on time
6. DOGS
7. humans expecting us to do tricks like dogs [well it's their loss]
8. That disgusting stuff humans expect us to eat that they call cat food
9. The vw bug it's way too big to catch and too fast it doesn't even taste like a bug
10. no toilet paper for cats